HOWWW-DEEE!! Everybody calls me Cuzin Minnie Pearl, but thar ain't no call to be formal, Minnie's fine. Y'all look like my kinda folk. Wanna watch the Grand Ole Opry on thuh tv at your place?? Y'all don't get the hat though. Ya hear?
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